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When BRAND NAME sent me this ARTICLE OF CLOTHING #1 the other day I was so ADJECTIVE! I knew it would be perfect for the WEATHER PATTERN we’ve been experiencing in CITY YOU LIVE IN. Plus- it totally satisfies FASHION TREND X that every blogger has been spotted wearing- and as my readers know, there is NO trend bandwagon that I won’t jump aboard in exchange for free shit! This ARTICLE OF CLOTHING #1 is seriously so ADJECTIVE- I absolutely adore it! It goes perfectly with ARTICLE OF CLOTHING #2 that I got from BRAND #2. This is the perfect ADJECTIVE outfit for RANDOM ACTIVITY!
Gotta run, cheers!
ARTICLE OF CLOTHING #1 c/o BRAND #1. ARTICLE OF CLOTHING #2 c/o BRAND #2. BODY COPY c/o FBCG.
haha this is awesome!!! Don't forget to program in "top *number* *blanks*" and " *number* ways to wear *blank*" posts too.
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I think this is one of the best blog posts I've seen in a while, I genuinely was laughing so much at my screen and that's not my usual reaction with most blogs! It's so true, everything you've said, how do you know us all so well?? :D I was very quick to press the follow button!
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This is pure epicness right there. Thank you! Made my day!
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This is hilarious, I love it!!!
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